1st draft: Tell your story
2nd draft: Tell your story right
3rd draft: Tell your story well
4th draft: Fuck. No. This wasn’t what I wanted to write at all.
5th draft: Drink
6th draft: Give up and send it in as is
I used to think
I was overreacting.
now I realize
it was just a
to an abnormal
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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself -
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
other things that i could do instead of murder if crime was legal like in the purge
- trespass celebrity homes with some coffee or something and gifts for them
- run up on stage during a broadway show and just join in
-bootleg broadway shows
- rob a bank to be able to see those broadway shows
- steal a lot of macaroni and cheese from the grocery store
Kid Rock Subpeonaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit — an actual real 2014 headline, what a time to be alive (via dinuguan)
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‘Gone Girl’ Writer Gillian Flynn Talks Opening the NYFF and Revisiting Nick and Amy Dunne -
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