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I like things.

December 30, 2013 8:03 pm August 2, 2012 1:04 pm

Techno-penis.

May 17, 2012 9:14 pm

11 more days until the start of summer. This makes me extremely happy. I am so very ready for summer. I need some stress relief. Summer is my favorite time not only because of the weather, but because it’s a time where I can just relax, where I have no responsibilities. For example, if I want I can start watching the beginning of a tv show at midnight, and at 6 in the morning I will have finished season 1 (I did this with Weeds). I can’t do that when school is in. 

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8:20 pm

Because I know none of these will get put in my ask, I’ve answered them all anyway.

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April 28, 2012 10:08 am

Back in the prime of my Dragon Tattoo obsession. I remember my dad always brought home the chicken nugget happy meal Lisbeth eats (which I’d pry still be eating if it weren’t for watching Super Size Me in health class), and there’s the fuck you you fucking fuck shirt I got for christmas right after I cut it up to make it look more legit (I also remember cutting my finger pretty bad and it hurt like a motherfucker). 

April 5, 2012 6:22 pm

I hate when I’m falling asleep and someone asks me if I’m sleepy. OF COURSE I’M SLEEPY THATS WHY MY EYES ARE CLOSED, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

March 27, 2012 12:13 am

I just wanna go to sleep and then wake up to a marathon of “The Killing” with some hot cocoa, instead I have to wake up to school. 3 more days though and then Spring Break will take place, and I have the option to either go to Florida or stay home and enjoy the peaceful lazy wonders of doing nothing.

March 25, 2012 10:46 am

Last night I had a dream that I actually found ‘Two and a Half Men’ to be funny.

March 17, 2012 10:29 pm

Every saturday night I always feel drunk. Half the time because of am, but these last two saturdays man, I don’t know what it is. 

But whatever.

This is awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw&list=FL4E2mzedFOYJmiuwsEQDLeQ&index=70&feature=plpp_video

I’m gonna go watch Lost in Translation now.

March 6, 2012 6:28 pm
I use google to make myself feel better about what I eat. Googled this, and I do not feel better.

I use google to make myself feel better about what I eat. Googled this, and I do not feel better.

3:12 pm

Is it bad that whenever the doorbell rings I never answer? It’s not out of laziness but rather me not wanting to interact with people.

EDIT: I just answered it. It was a somewhat painful but brief experience thankfully.

March 4, 2012 8:35 pm

A heavy wooden board thing fell on my head. I’m tired and plan to go to sleep. If I never come back to tumblr that means I died, but hopefully I don’t, if I do at least it’ll be in my sleep.

If I die this is my farewell gif, a bouncy goodbye to all of you!

March 2, 2012 10:28 am

askerquestioner

Anonymous: 1, 2, 4, 12 & 14.

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.

Community (from seeing two episodes, I’ll still give it a chance)

Every reality show except Big Brother (I know it’s bad but I like it)

The Office (us)

Up All Night (used to love but got bored)

Every ABC show, every CBS show, every laugh track show. I could go on, but that’s pry enough.


2.
 A selection of musical artists you do not care for. 

Adele, Katy Perry, pretty much every artist on the top 100.

5. A habit you find disgusting. (cause another anon asked)

When I was little the kids in my classes always picked their noses, which didn’t bother me, because I can’t deny I did too, what I found gross though was the fact that they ate them. Hell I remember all the way up to 6th grade there was a kid in my class who did that. 


12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.

Big Brother, 30 Rock (because my brother is an idiot), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (because my brother is an idiot), South Park (because my parents are prude-ish), Battlestar Galactica (because it’s called Battlestar Galactica and my dad thinks that’s funny).

14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.

I’ve gotten slightly teased for my movie obsession/hobby but always by friends.

March 1, 2012 8:31 am

Dream Journal #2

In my first dream Sophie Coppola was making a horror movie about a cult, and then as the dream went on I started to live the movie, and it was so horrifying (in retrospect awesome). But what happened was my family made me go on this trip with these people (who we didn’t know were cultists at first), and eventually they tried to kill this woman who went on the trip because she did something (it was something rather mundane though, you don’t kill someone for that), and then my mom started back talking to the cult people, which was worrying me, but she was ok. They just had to tell us that if we tried to leave they’d kill us.

We eventually got to this place, and it looked sort of nice, there seemed to be a public pool, but really really small bunks. After being there for awhile I was pretty alone, and went down to the pool room, and it ended up not being the pool it was made out to be, I saw this big piece of paper hanging from the wall labeled “The 15 Commandments”, so that was pry some creepy ritual which I assumed would include having to eat baby pigs or some weird shit like that. 

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February 28, 2012 10:02 pm

I have strep throat, which means I pry get tomorrow and the next day at home!